rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via supnikita)

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via koqlo)

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celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

(via linds-mok)

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via trust)

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